Posted by: nativeiowan | December 28, 2012

god bless ‘merica…

… my home sweet, home…

where we need to have armed guards in schools to protect all from sad, high I.Q. kids, from broken homes and an inexplicable grudge against life. Oh, I forgot to add “shoot’m-up game playing” in my descriptors above.

I don’t get it. But then there is much of modern life I simply do not get…

I don’t get it that instead of addressing the cause we create an additional problem… A problem that is based around funding and will result in more guns in the schools.

I don’t get it when the ARA Pres tries to convince us that more guns will indeed alleviate the current issue which is based around having too many guns available to us too often.

I don’t get it that a kid can no longer be a kid but has to in a weird, weird way navigate this modern culture of no rules while being highly regulated.

I don’t get it. When I was 8 I got a BSA (boy scouts of america) pocket knife. I had it in my pocket for the following years. In and out of school. Having a knife was common then. You could open a can, carve your name in a tree, turn a screw. No real big deal.

I don’t get it. I read that a 7 yr old took a loaded hand gun to school. When asked why he said “for protection”.

I don’t get it…

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 27, 2012

evil has a name…

And that name is…

evil has a name

evil has a name

3 high impact butt flops and both cheeks well bruised. My hip ain’t happy and my neck hurts. Who had the bright idea to invite evil into the house?

And who thought it was wise to leave the safety of the garage and the level floor? Had a good flop in the garage but it was still all fun. So fun Angelo convinced me to go down to the road.

Mendozza said we should stay in the garage. For 7 he is pretty smart. But I listened to Angelo and rolled out of the safe, safe garage and into the wilds of the real world. Now our driveway is on a 45 degree slope. It’s amazing how much speed you can gain rolling on skates down my drive way. Between the car and the truck and from zero to 60 before I could think of anything else but, “damn this is fast”.

I’ll admit I thought it was an idea worth merit when I reached out and snagged the tailgate of the truck. My left arm went taught, I felt my legs do a cartoon style woopde-do, bullwhip out and back. I went down hard on my arse, half under the truck.

Call me dumb but I got up and with sound advice from Angelo, “stay on the grass”, I found myself racing across the street heading for the curb. My high-speed pirouette must have looked impressive but not as impressive as the crash.

In good fashion I went down on both hands but only managed to place my right knee before my hip impacted. You are supposed to fall hands first, then elbows, then knees. We’re well protected at those points. The boys were showing me how you are suppose fall in a sliding fashion using your armour to protect and slide across the concrete. The hands, elbows and knees are very well protected. But the hip ain’t.

That spill left me across the road. I figgered I could at least get back to my yard.

Buttt nooooooo. The 3rd arse-slam happened in the middle of the street. Before I stood up I had the skates off.

And…

Evil has a new name…

 

 

 

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 27, 2012

big kids n christmas

You know, it becomes difficult when you have big kids and little kids all trying to decide if this Santa stuff is the go or if it’s all a farce designed to make kids behave.

Now, as a big-kid, I find it all too confusing so I just leave it to fate and, like this year, end up with things may or may not make sense… like roller skates, under the tree.

Really, an old fart like me on skates? Does not sound too bright, eh? Fact of the matter is I was a pretty deft-hand at the roller skating, back-in-the-day. Remember the roller rink out at the Gala ballroom west of Indee on 20? We all, if you were from Indee, you no doubt spent time there.

So the memory of being good at skating does not assist in the pain in my left cheek where I did a resounding, feet in the air, fanny-flop on the concrete. Of course that was after I was “getting good” and tried a fancy ,double-toe, brake move. It didn’t work very well. I need more practice.

The boys and I just discussed a skating safari where we’ll go look for some empty (secluded) parking lots, nice and flat, for me to practice in.

We had a good islands style cmas with good fun and good people. Small but exciting we got to employ the new guitar and drums the boys got and even got a rousing rendition of “wok aboti long china towni”.

All good fun:

A recipe to a fun Cmas…

the base ingredients, fresh from the garden

the base ingredients, fresh from the garden

add some fresh spices

add some fresh spices

mix up what my mamma called "spanish rice", remembering that in the islands you must have rice no matter what you serve.

mix up what my mamma called “spanish rice”, remembering that in the islands you must have rice no matter what you serve.

lemon and mint cakes

lemon and mint cakes

ooops, forgot to pick spring onions

ooops, forgot to pick spring onions

and, in tru Aussie style... everything goes into the BBQ... beef, a big fish from Gizo, chicken, corn, and even bananas

and, in tru Aussie style… everything goes into the BBQ… beef, a big fish from Gizo, chicken, corn, and even bananas

Grandma Angelos' table cloth

Grandma Angelos’ table cloth

Cmas eve and the anticipation is palatable

Cmas eve and the anticipation is palatable

the 3 "little" kids looking like angels... well, not really...

the 3 “little” kids looking like angels… well, not really…

the "Exiles" playing "wok aboti..."

the “Exiles” playing “wok aboti…”

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 26, 2012

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Angelo has a new iPad…

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 21, 2012

surf’n in the free world…

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My glutes are sore. sore. sore. My calf muscles are about froze up. My hands are tight and my shoulder complains when I move it. I feel as though this surf’n biz is for blokes younger than I…

And we head out again tomorrow morn.

This surf’n bizzyness is pretty cool.

I just bought a used 7’2″ board. It’s supposedly for me to use. The boys are using 6′ softboards. These soft boards are light, easy to move and use but won’t support my weight and are not the best when it comes to actually surfing your board down a wave.

The 7’2″ is a malibu design and indeed zipps through the water. Of course both boys wanted the big-gun and indeed used it and did great… until they simply ran out of strength. It weights 3 times the soft boards and has some sharp edges on it.

So we now have three boards which means I always am with at least one board to get pushed and pounded and towed in the surf with. The undertow is strong enough to take you off your feet. The simple fact that you have to manhandle the board through and in the surf is a challenge. But we did catch some fun waves and though Mendozza ran over me and gashed my leg a bit we are all keen to return.

I do though need to get fitter if I intend to run with these young pups. I am cracking at the joints and moaning and groaning with each movement.

And I cannot wait for tomorrow and some more of this very cool… surf’n in the free world…

 

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 20, 2012

god bless america

The Most Depressing Thing You’ll Read All Day:

Bulletproof Backpacks For Kids …

This is not what life was supposed to be like...

This is not what life was supposed to be like…

We have all been deeply affected by the tragedy that took place in Newtown, CT last week. It will be a long time before we’ll recover (if ever) and in the process of trying to do so, we’ll witness a lot of changes — some for the good and some for the bad.

One of those bad changes is the rise in sales for bulletrproof backpacks for kiddos. Yes, these exist, and apparently, sales are skyrocketing. The company, which is appropriately called Amendment II, has been in the market of making military body armor for years, but considering the abundance of school shootings, they decided to jump on that bandwagon and make body armor for kids, too. Classy.

Owner Derek Williams said that, “I can’t go into exact sales numbers, but basically we tripled our sales volume of backpacks that we typically do in a month—in one week.”

How a backpack is going to save a child’s life while he or she is standing alone and vulnerable in a classroom with their coat and bag already in a cubby is beyond me. So beyond me, in fact, I can’t help but think that this is less about protecting children and more about making money off the fear of parents everywhere.

The backpacks, should you be in the market for one this holiday season (talk about a depressing gift) come in three models from which to choose: “A SwissGear that’s made for teens, and we’ve got an Avengers and a Disney Princess backpack for little kids.”

Disney fucking Princess bulletproof backback. Did you ever think you’d live to see the day that this is actually something that’s being created and marketed toward parents? Has our innocence been so robbed from us, that now this type of stuff is regarded just as normal as making your child a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and cutting off the crusts?

We’ve already seen that gun sales increased after the Sandy Hook shootings which is even more confusing and upsetting, but this is just awful. I can’t imagine this is what our ancestors wanted for us — right to bear arms and gun control arguments aside — putting a six-year-old in a bulletproof backpack should really make us realize that our country is truly out of whack. I’m not saying such tragedies don’t happen in other countries, because they do. But I am saying that they happen more often here and that’s something we really need to evaluate. Why us? And how many more times are we going to have to go through this?

No one can answer that. So, in the meantime, we’ll just send our kids off into the world in Disney-themed body armor. Great.

 

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 19, 2012

conflict resolution, island style…

Contractors revolted

FOPA workers turn on Ministry of Tourism over unpaid bills

HUNDREDS of disgruntled contractors from the recent Festival of Pacific Arts (FOPA) threatened to destroy and burn down office of the Ministry of Culture and Tourism yesterday.The angry workers were the contractors, shell money makers, securities, landscapers and those in charge of the catering services during the FOPA in July.

At about 1pm yesterday, the angry workers threatened to take matters into their own hands and destroy the office following claims the government had failed to pay their outstanding variations after the Arts Festival.

However, swift action by the Police Response Team (PRT) quickly dispersed the crowd away from the Commonwealth Street.

Police blocked off the road leading down to the main wharf with heavy presence of the PRT present until late yesterday evening.

Speaking to some of the angry workers they claimed it had been seven months and the government had been lying to them all along.

“We want to know the truth whether the government will be paying us or not because they have been pushing us around and lying to us all along,” they said.

It is understood Police Commissioner John Lansley, who was also at the scene, had to calm the crowd down with the help of his officers.

Mr Lansley also accompanied some of the workers yesterday to the Parliament House where Parliament had to be interrupted for a few minutes to call for a special meeting to address the workers demand.

The Solomon Star understands the workers have been assured by government leaders at parliament that their claims would be dealt with.

It is also understood foreign affairs officer Senda Fifi’I and defunct FOPA director Robert Au have been summoned to appear before Parliament today to answer to some of the workers claims.

One of the workers spokesmen John Buluwale after returning from Parliament yesterday told the workers that the government would be addressing their claims.

However, the workers angrily responded that the government should not delay the process because they are responsible for all the problems.

“The government must address this issue or else we will continue to protest in front of their office,” the workers said.

Meanwhile, Police Commissioner John Lansley urged members of the public not to take matters into their own hands and to refrain and consider peaceful means that will settle their claims.

Mr Langsley said the rule of law cannot be compromised by people seeking to threaten or intimidate through activities which could cause harm or distress to people.

He said their prime interest is to see that our town and people will not be threatened or harmed.

“Police will not tolerate anyone with self interest to cause fear amongst the public, particularly with this type of behavior,” he said.

Commissioner Langsley also called on those who are affected to be patient and allow rightful authorities to discuss and find ways to solve their claims rather than approach it in such a destructive way.

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 18, 2012

The US of A’s Electoral System for Dumbasses V1.0

Which indeed must include the entire planet…

I have been researching this and find a fair amount of confusion. I simply do not think anyone really understands the system or why it is even in place.

Historically I note that it was a device the original Congress of the USofA imposed on the election of the President. I fear it to be a manifestation of the various European systems where Parliament or indeed one or both of the houses of Parliament are responsible for appointment of positions such as Prime Minister, President or otherwise.

I also note that the founding fathers of our democratic society did not have enough faith in the electorate to trust them with choosing the President of the United States, all by their lonesome.

To my eye the Electoral College appears to have been a compromise in the late 1700s between Congress and the Senate. Instead of Congress getting to internally elect the President, noting that Congress would not grant such powers solely to the Senate, the Electoral College would do so based on known political alignments of each state plus, on a majority of popular vote takes all.

Don’t sound very democratic does it?

The way it would appear to work is that each state has the same number of Electoral College Delegates as it does Congressmen plus Senators.

The country is divided into 435 congressional districts with a population of about 710,000 each. Each congressional district elects a representative (aka Elector) to the Electoral College.

View districts on a map.

Each state has 2 senators.

The number of Electors in each state is equal to the number of members of Congress to which the state is entitled. The Twenty-third Amendment has always resulted in the District of Columbia having three electors.

Thus we have a total of 538 electors, based on there being 435 representatives and 100 senators, plus the three electors from the District of Columbia.

So far so good.

But, sadly, if you are from Guam or Puerto Rico you don’t really ever get to vote for the President.

The main issue with the state-by-state electoral votes being cast is that WINNER – takes- All… except in a couple of instances.

I won’t dissect the instances where I am still unsure how things work but in the majority of the states the Electoral Votes go for the candidate that won the most popular votes. So if the Democrat candidate gets 1000 votes and the Republican candidate gets 1001 votes… all the electoral votes in that state will go for the republican candidate.

Again, don’t sound real democratic or positively representational, does it?

Of course, all is based on demographics so the largest state, California, has 55 electoral votes while poor, country bumpkin, Iowa only has 5 electoral votes . Thus there is a situation where popular votes may not be in the favour of a candidate that won the Electoral votes by taking the “big” states.

Four presidents have taken office without winning the popular vote. In other words, they did not receive a plurality in terms of the popular vote. They were elected, instead, by the electoral college or in the case of John Quincy Adams by the House of Representatives after a tie in the electoral votes. They were:

  • John Quincy Adams who lost by 44,804 votes to Andrew Jackson in 1824
  • Rutherford B. Hayes who lost by 264,292 votes to Samuel J. Tilden in 1876
  • Benjamin Harrison who lost by 95,713 votes to Grover Cleveland in 1888
  • George W. Bush who lost by 543,816 votes to Al Gore in the 2000 election.

Consider this offering #1 on this topic. I’ll research more and comment when completely confused.

More later

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 17, 2012

god luv america

In the gun-control debate there is much emotion but too often, not enough rational thought.

I am a licensed gun owner with guns stored in my brother’s safe in Iowa. Hand guns and long arms. I take pride in being good with guns. I have taught my kids and will teach my grandkids how to handle fire arms. I still enjoy hunting and fishing and other outdoor sports. I missed this year but for the past couple years I have been hanging around Montana in the fall with great bird shooting and magnificent big-game available.

But when we simply fail to be thoughtful or rational in our debates we lose the entire plot. In too many ways the US of A is becoming a parody of the B-grade action movies I indeed enjoy.

My point in case… stolen from my friend Barb’s ‘wall”: This allows me, as a non-USofAer to gain a bit of insight to the mindset behind emotional refusal to effect meaningful gun control in my native land…

And I quote:

“If making guns illegal is going to get rid of the problem then we should make drugs, rape, robbery, border jumping all illegal!”

more later

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 17, 2012

I hate to be anti…

But I feel that it may be one of those “only in America” sorta things…

Putting armed personnel in schools to counter indiscriminate shootings in schools…

I do not think this is indeed addressing the issue.

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 17, 2012

you learn something every day…

I am playing the suburban star-gazer game with the boys. Angelo’s b-day a while back gave me a good excuse to buy a quality star-scope. After some research we settled for a Meade, Starnavigator. http://store.meade.com/telescopes/starter-scopes/starnavigator-102mm-refractor-with-goto.html

We have recently been studying Jupiter. Tonight’s gazing got called due to weather. Angelo and I were just out looking at the sky and watching sheet lighting. A decent sized storm if brewing. Been real hot here and the dryness lends itself to lots of good lightning. Lots of good ear splitting cracks.

I was sitting on the bench, Angelo was leaning over watching as I tried to reset the camera, when a big, big crack of lightning, very, very close sent us into a frightful man-hug. Angelo said it was like Shaggy and Scoobie Doo when they are frightened.

But, the point of the post is learning and star-gazing…

The neat thing about Jupiter is you can easily see the planet and the 4 moons with very simple optics. Most binoculars allow you to distinctly see at least two of the moons. Not that I can any more but you can pick out at least one moon with the naked eye.

In all of this we needed names for everything we were viewing. I was impressed that Mendozza knew there were indeed four moons though we could not immediately remember all 4 names.

I’ll ask the public, who can name the moons of Jupiter?

Between Angelo, Mendozza and I we got 3 of the 4.

Also, if you don’t already have it, a neat iphone app… https://itunes.apple.com/en/app/star-walk-5-stars-astronomy/id295430577?mt=8

Makes being an expert star-gazer incredibly easy.

All good and more later

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 16, 2012

early morn beach run

School holidays are on us, it is summer here in aus, and we’re surfing in the early morns…

Day one today. Up at 512am. On the beach by 6. An hour of water. Then run home tired and hungry.

Hit the local bakery for fresh meat pies and sausage rolls.

The boys were unhappy. They wanted to eat first then wash our gear… so we’re all cleaned up. All fed. Mendozza is showered and Angelo in the process.

8am and it’s time for a nap.

Very good early morning beach run.

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 16, 2012

recent fun n games…

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Posted by: nativeiowan | December 16, 2012

Zai’s Birthday

Always fun to start fires in the house…

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Posted by: nativeiowan | December 13, 2012

its not often…

… that one finds wisdom on the Bruce Highway…

Saw this as I was driving to Brisbane the other day:

“If you chase it,

It will run”

Made me smile

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 13, 2012

I need some help…

…and I hate to say, but I may need some help from an economist…

I know, stooping pretty low when one enlists the aid of the masters of the grey…

But I simply do not get it…

Over the past couple days I have:

1) paid AUD $1.00 for a litre of milk.

2) paid AUD$ 1.56 for a litre of fuel.

3) paid AUD $1.85 for a litre of water.

I simply don’t get it….

BOTTLED WATER OR BOTTLED ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE?

01/07/2008 (All day)

Article for Green Magazine by Jeff Angel

While clean safe drinking water is vital for human health, Australians are becoming increasingly thirsty for bottled water products. A recent report by the Earth Policy Institute said global consumption of bottled water rose 57% from 1999 to 2004 to 154 billion litres, with Australians consuming 550 million litres every year. And with the current big push from beverage companies of this ‘new’ product, the market is expected to keep growing to a worth of over $460 million per year.

Bottled water is an unjustified luxury that, except for essential safety or medical reasons, is simply a fashion statement roaming free of environmental responsibility. The life cycle of a plastic bottle goes through various stages – producing the package, water sourcing, transport of a heavy product, merchandising, sale and eventually disposal. There are many serious implications at each of these stages.

The worldwide packaging for bottled water requires 2.7 million tonnes of plastic each year, with growing concerns about the environmental costs, such as the pollution and resource depletion from the oil, gas and coal used in the production process. The raw material cost will increasingly reflect its use as a crude oil derivative. The NSW Department of Environment and Climate Change estimates that about 200 millilitres of oil is needed to produce just one one-litre bottle – and billions of bottles are produced each year.  The bottled water industry disputes this – but then they have crafted arguments that make them look like green warriors and a great social service.

Not only does the production process have serious environmental implications, but the sourcing and extraction of the so called ‘spring water’ is endangering local groundwater supplies. The bottled water industry is licensed to take 1,800 megalitres of water from the groundwater system in NSW every year. Note that the industry tries to play down its water impact by placing itself in the context of continental water supplies.  However, local sourcing can result in exhaustion and depletion of underground aquifers which have a flow on effect of drying out swamps and other water bodies, threatening aquatic plants and animals already under stress from the drying climate caused by global warming.  Coca-Cola Amatil is currently fighting the local community and Gosford City Council at Mangrove Mountain, north of Sydney, to triple its water extraction to 66 million litres a year. Groundwater feeds into the area’s rivers and streams and currently the Mangrove Creek Dam is at less than 22% of capacity. This fact and the noted lowering of the groundwater table in the area call into question the sustainability of local groundwater aquifers for bottled water extraction.

The economics are also of concern. If Coca-Cola Amatil is allowed to triple its extraction, it will be able to sell the water to retailers for around $18 million. This is far above the government’s extraction fee.

The average price of bottled water is $2.53 a litre against about a cent a litre for tap water. Bottled water, often attractively described as ‘pristine’, ‘pure’, ‘clean’ and even ‘organic’ in marketing, is between 240-10,000 times more expensive than tap water – more than is paid for petrol, even though approximately 25% of bottled water has been sourced  directly from municipal tap water systems. Over 90% of the cost of bottled water is associated with the bottle, lid and label.

There are also significant costs in the shipping and transport of bottled water (a heavy commodity), particularly over long distances, resulting in burning massive amounts of fossil fuels. Hundreds of thousands of tonnes of global warming pollution is produced every year by shipping bottled water from places such as Fiji. Talk about food miles!

However, the most devastating cost to the environment is the disposal of used bottles. Whether dumped into landfill or dropped as litter, the increasing number of water bottles is a growing problem. Approximately 70% of plastic drink bottles end up in landfill and take up to 1000 years to biodegrade. While not being the most numerous litter item, they do take up a lot of space compared to other types of waste, comprising 38% of the total volume of litter.

Bottles that do not get recycled or landfilled pose a serious threat, according to the founder of the Beachcombers and Oceanographers International Association.  A one-litre plastic water bottle could break down into enough small fragments to be washed up on every kilometre of beach in the world. There are an estimated 13,000 pieces of plastic on every square kilometre of the ocean surface. These tiny pieces are easily swallowed by marine life and can have a deadly effect. More than one million seabirds and 100,000 marine mammals are killed as a result every year. And it’s not just bottles tossed overboard; any bottle dropped anywhere can eventually make its way into the ocean.

Despite the enormity of all these environmental costs, there exists the argument that bottled water is better for human health. However, while access to clean drinking water is an issue in some countries, Australia is not one of them. The Australian Drinking Water Guidelines which provide the framework for those who manage and deliver Australia’s water resources are far more stringent than the Australia New Zealand Food Standards Code that regulates bottled water. A recent analysis of bottled water published in The Australian, found that the best selling bottled water was no cleaner than the cheapest brand and none of the bottled water tested was any better than tap water from Melbourne, Sydney and Adelaide (which is regarded as having the murkiest tap water). In fact, an estimated 25% of bottled water is found to actually be just tap water in a bottle.

Furthermore, there has been some evidence that water stored in plastic bottles can be contaminated by chemicals leaching from the plastic cap or liner. Although there are regulatory standards limiting these chemicals (called phthalates) in tap water, there are no legal limits for phthalates in bottled water. Tap water fluoridation is also the most effective, efficient way to combat tooth decay. Bottled water removes the benefit of fluoride and may result in increasing tooth decay, particularly among children.

So we don’t need bottled water in Australia.  But then we consume lots of things we ‘don’t need’.  To be a responsible consumer we need ask the question of each product – what is its environmental footprint from production, use and disposal; is there an environmentally preferable substitute; and do I really need it?

The biggest change you as a consumer can make is to not buy bottled water. Use home filtering systems, refillable water bottles, and drink tap water, if you want reduce the impact on landfills, and help prevent the drying out of groundwater resources, ocean litter and global warming.

Jeff Angel is the Director of the Total Environment Centre, Sydney.

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 11, 2012

misdirection?

I am compelled to comment on an article in the Solomon Star…

http://solomonstarnews.com/news/national/16668-hou-huge-budget-to-create-more-jobs

This article is originating from Rick Hou. I consider Rick a personal friend and I do respect him, but his tenure as Minister of Finance has eroded that respect.

Do all governments fail to see that you can’t throw money into creating long-term employment without “investing” in a couple things? Namely: education, infrastructure, personal safety and security, security in land tenure…

I have no idea how these so called “economic growth centres” are supposed to help… ” such as the economic growth centres which creates job for the people particularly in rural areas.”.

I fear we are seeing more misdirection that will put large sums of money into the hands of those less than needy and very much less than trustworthy…

Call me a cynic

Hou: Huge budget to create more jobs

Finance Minister Rick Hou has assured to the nation that the budget of $3.6 billion which he introduced in Parliament in his second reading will make a lot of changes to the lives of the people.

He made the statement in a press conference with local reporters in Parliament.The minister said the government is the biggest employer and it plays an important role in the country’s economy.

He said there are significant areas government plays to the private sectors through assistance and implementing of government projects which encourages employment.

The former Governor of Central Bank said another area that has direct impact to the people is implementation of government policies such as the economic growth centres which creates job for the people particularly in rural areas.

The NCRA government is committed to deliver the budget during its implementation period which every government ministries must seriously perform to deliver.

“This government recognise job creation under this budget which would push the economy forward”

He told local media the budget was the biggest ever budget in country’s history.

“My ministry was impressive with the budget because there is no borrowing because its a government fully funded budget.”

 

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 8, 2012

Ever wonder what that TAT meant?

I do all the time. I know some people put things that have personal meaning. I know some tats have specific traditional meaning while other have specific modern meanings.

While pondering such deep and meaningful questions I came across this: http://info.publicintelligence.net/CBSA-TattooHandbook.pdf

tats copy

So there you go… ask a ? of google and get a protected Canadian Border Security document… way cool…

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 8, 2012

… the end of the world as we know it…

Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The Worl

British authorities have insisted they are prepared for the looming apocalypse and have issued advice on how to cope.

In the event that the world ends on December 21, the public should check the car, fit a smoke alarm and learn to make a fire.

The helpful advice follows an official US government blog this week which insisted that “the world will not end on December 21, 2012, or any day in 2012”.

To quell fears, the UK organisations have issued detailed, if tongue-in-cheek, advice.

A London Fire Brigade spokesman advised: “Fit a smoke alarm on each level of your home, then at least you might stand a chance of knowing that the end of the world is nigh ahead of those who don’t.

“If you survive the apocalypse you’ll be alerted to a fire more quickly should one ever break out.”

The AA warned: “Before heading off, take time to do the basic checks on your car and allow extra time for your journey.

“Local radio is a good source of traffic and weather updates and for any warnings of an impending apocalypse. Should the announcer break such solemn news, try to remain focused on the road ahead and keep your hands on the wheel.”

The assistant director of the Scouts said: “If you are a scout, you know how to light a fire, how to cook, how to make a shelter. Those basic skills are really important and you can learn them very quickly.

“There are probably going to be no computers or electricity in the post-apocalyptic world so get a basic essential guide, there are loads around in the library such as Scouting For Boys –  it was written in 1908 but it will still be relevant after the apocalypse.”

Other bodies including British Transport Police and Dorset Fire and Rescue Service confirmed they were prepared for any event that may occur on December 21.

Speculation that the end of the world really is nigh is rooted in interpretations of the ancient Mayan calendar and has been fuelled by internet speculation.

Professor Mark Van Stone, the author of 2012: Science And Prophecy Of The Ancient Maya, traces the start of the 2012 apocalypse prophecy back to 1904, when German scholars said a Mayan picture of a sky dragon pouring water from above proved they were predicting a great flood.

Other predictions then made it into subsequent academic books on the Maya and soon became enshrined in popular mythology.

Prof Van Stone, who teaches art history at Southwestern College, California, said the speculation comes down to a few inscriptions that indicate the ancient Mayan calendar has been counting down since 3114BC and will hit zero on December 21.

He said: “The Maya indicated there was a 5,000-year cycle that ended on a creation date. Scholars, and eventually everyone else, inferred that when the calendar reached that date again in 2012 that it would stop.”

Among the internet speculation and forecasts, there are suggestions that a small French village called Bugarach is the only place that will survive the apocalypse and hundreds of people have been gathering there.

Posted by: nativeiowan | December 8, 2012

cmas cheer

 

Santas favourite elf says…md cmas

 

Ho, ho, ho…

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