I like this. Its what Andy calls an “out of the box cafe racer”…
Old fart foolishness…
speaking of bikes
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speaking of motor bikes…
… the recent discussion revolved around – which ride was best – ?
Was it the heavy full dress long distance tourer?
The sport ride?
The urban guerrilla ride?
Me? Call me old-fashioned, I like the cafe racer style.
I was asked what a cafe race is and can offer both this:
and this which I just found…
A café racer can also be a true-grit sport bike rider who rides hard and fast on the street. As defined by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
“A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew.”
I like that.
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2013 TRIPs report
Not sure how many people follow reports like these but the annual “Trafficking in Persons” report is just out.
The results are not good…
Solomons has been down graded to tier 2 after for only one short year showing progress of improving the situation. The report may be found online… http://www.state.gov/j/tip/rls/tiprpt/2013/
This report classes countries into 3 tiers… 1 is basically compliant, 2 is not compliant but not good, and 3 is not good. There is a tier 2 watch list (which is what the Solos are, that basically says get yer shit together before we give you a t3 rating).
Some interesting comments per the Solomons…
SOLOMON ISLANDS
(Tier 2 Watch List)
The Solomon Islands is a source and destination country
for local and Southeast Asian men and women subjected to
forced labor and forced prostitution. Women from China,
Indonesia, Malaysia, and the Philippines are recruited from
their home countries for legitimate work, often paying large
sums of money in recruitment fees, and upon arrival are
forced into prostitution. Men from Indonesia and Malaysia
are recruited to work in the Solomon Islands’ logging and
mining industries, and may be subsequently subjected to
forced labor in industrial camps. Local children, many under
the age of 15, are subjected to prostitution, sometimes in
exchange for money or fish, particularly near foreign logging
camps, on foreign and local commercial fishing vessels, and
at hotels and entertainment establishments. Children are sold
by their parents for marriage to foreign workers at logging
and mining companies; some of these girls are later forced
into domestic servitude and prostitution in the logging and
fishing areas, or in their foreign husbands’ home countries.
Local boys and girls are put up for “informal adoption” by
their family members in order to pay off debts, and some are
subsequently subjected to sexual servitude and forced labor
as domestic servants. Traffickers are known to gain access to
their victims through taxi drivers, local contacts, and pimps.
The Solomon Islands is a destination country for foreign
tourists who engage in child sex tourism.
The Government of the Solomon Islands does not fully
comply with the minimum standards for the elimination
of trafficking; however, it is making significant efforts to do
so. The government undertook modest measures, such as
establishing an ad-hoc Solomon Islands Trafficking-in-Persons
Advisory Committee (TIPAC), supporting committee members’
study trip to the Philippines, and establishing an informal
victim assistance referral procedure for law enforcement. It
did not, however, pass necessary implementing regulations for
the newly enacted anti-trafficking legislation, the absence of
which prevented prosecution of trafficking offenders. Therefore,
Solomon Islands is placed on Tier 2 Watch List.
Very importantly for the Solomons is that it lies in a region where trafficking is common. I note that Papua Niu Guinea has been a tier 3 rated country for the past 6 years…
PAPUA NEW GUINEA (Tier 3)
Papua New Guinea is a source, destination, and transit country
for men, women, and children subjected to sex trafficking
and forced labor. Women and children are subjected to sex
trafficking and domestic servitude, and men are subjected
to forced labor in logging and mining camps. Child labor is
outlawed in Papua New Guinea, but it is estimated that 19
percent of the labor market is composed of child workers.
Teenagers, particularly underage girls, are employed in night
clubs as hostesses, dancers, and bartenders. The vulnerability
to human trafficking of “Mosko Girls”—young girls who are
employed in bars to provide companionship to male patrons
and sell an alcoholic drink called mosko—emerged as a new
trend around major cities in Papua New Guinea in 2012. There
are reports of internal trafficking involving children, including
girls from tribal areas as young as five, being subjected to
commercial sexual exploitation or forced labor by members
of their immediate family or tribe. Tribal leaders sometimes
trade with each other the exploitative labor and service of
girls and women for guns and political advantage. Traditional
customs in Papua New Guinea permit parents to sell their
daughters into forced marriages—often to wealthy men and
politicians—to settle debts, leaving them vulnerable to forced
domestic service. Polygamy in Papua New Guinea is also a
serious concern, as it affirms patriarchal attitudes that men
own women and perpetuates discrimination against women
and girls. Young girls sold into polygamous marriages are often
forced into domestic service for their husbands’ extended
families. In more urban areas, some children from poorer
families are prostituted by their parents or sold to brothels.
Young boys, as young as 12, are exploited by “market taxis”
in urban areas, carrying extremely heavy loads for low pay
I note Fiji is doing OK but still T2…
FIJI (Tier 2)
Fiji is a source country for children subjected to sex trafficking
and forced labor, and a destination country for Asian men
and women subjected to forced labor and forced prostitution.
Fiji’s role as a regional transportation hub makes it a potential
transit area for human trafficking. Victims in Fiji are allegedly
exploited in illegal brothels, local hotels, private homes, and
other rural and urban locations. Victims are recruited in
their home countries or deceptively recruited while visiting
Fiji, sometimes by Chinese criminal organizations. Family
members, other Fijian citizens, foreign tourists, and crew on
foreign fishing vessels have been alleged to participate in the
prostitution of Fijian children. Some Fijian children are at
risk of human trafficking if their families follow a traditional
practice of sending them to live with relatives or families in
larger cities. These children may be subjected to domestic
servitude or may be coerced to engage in sexual activity in
exchange for food, clothing, shelter, or school fees. Fijian
children are also subjected to labor in agriculture, begging,
and industrial sectors.
The Government of Fiji does not fully comply with the
minimum standards for the elimination of trafficking; however,
it is making significant efforts to do so. During the reporting
year, the Fijian government continued its anti-trafficking
efforts, particularly through investigations that led to its
first prosecution of an internal sex trafficking case, as well
as another prosecution involving Thai nationals. Despite its
limited resources, the Fijian government provided a range of
victim protection services throughout the reporting period.
Nevertheless, the government made insufficient progress in
combating the serious problem of sex and labor trafficking,
including of children, within the country. Authorities did not
widely implement formal procedures to proactively identify
victims of trafficking among vulnerable populations during
the year.
Interesting to note Vanuatu is not in the report that I can see…
Newly Minted Knight of the Realm
Small world…. Recognise this guy?
Either our ol buddy Bruce Saunders is receiving a high honour or he just pissed that ol lady with the sword off…

Sir BS
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Just heard the sad newzzz…
Raunchy ol rocker, and very good friend, Jimmy Cheffers passed away.
Jimmy… what a man! Played a nasty ax and did it in style. Cigg in the strings as he nailed those dirty licks…
What a man!!!
Gonna miss the King Penguin!
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don’ ya juz luv dem islands…
Fears sorcery-killings may be spreading from PNG
Radio Australia: MELANESIAN experts say sorcery-related attacks and killings are on the rise and spreading from Papua New Guinea into the rest of the Pacific.
A major conference tackling sorcery related killing is taking place in the Australian capital Canberra.
Experts say the number of killings is on the rise in Papua New Guinea, which has now repealed its sorcery laws that allowed sorcery as a defence to murder.
Lawrence Foana’ota from the Solomon Islands National Museum, says witchcraft and sorcery have been practiced in his country for years, but it is changing due to regional influences.
“There are other trends that are coming through other Melanesian countries, like Papua New Guinea, that are now happening in the Solomons – like pick-pocketing,” he said.
“[That] is something that they also learn form the neighbours, and I believe that might be the trend also in the sorcery practices.”
Foana’ota says the fear and instability caused by sorcery beliefs is holding back regional development.
The sorcery conference will hear that community breakdowns, personal grudges and Western culture are to blame for a resurgence in sorcery related killings in Papua New Guinea.
Reverend Jack Urame from the Melanesian Institute says Christian leaders can also do more.
“There is an alarming comeback of the belief, and I believe there are several factors why the belief is coming back again,” he said.
“Because there is a generation gap, the Christian values is not being passed on the next generation and so I think people are resorting back to the traditional belief as an answer to explain sickness and death.”
Papua New Guinea has defied international criticism to re-introduce the death penalty to tackle violent crimes including sorcery.
The United Nations and the European Union have criticised the move.
The United Nations says the re-introduction of capital punishment is major setback for Papua’s New Guinea’s standing in the international community.
European Union spokesman Michael Mann says the European Union wants PNG to reconsider executions.
“If you have killed someone, it is pretty irreversible,” he said.
“So we are very much against it and we realise there must be other ways to punish people for these crimes that do not involve the death penalty.”
A spokesman for Australia Foreign Minister Bob Carr says Australia is opposed to the death penalty in all circumstances.
He says Prime Minister Julia Gillard raised the law change during the her visit to PNG last month.
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I luv transparency in government
Beche-de-mer controversy

Container stored at minister’s residence
CONTROVERSIES have erupted again over a 20-foot container of beche-de-mer due for shipment this weekend.
The container (No: CAXU3249964), owned by a local Chinese Xu Qiang, is being kept at the residence of Foreign Affairs minister Clay Forau, at Henderson.
It was feared the contents may have been falsely declared and authorities are called on to check it out before shipment.
Sources familiar with beche-de-mer export said while the number of bags loaded and quantity declared may be correct, Customs need to check out the different species.
“It’s common for exporters to make false declaration of the types of species they are exporting,” one source said.
For the container at Mr Forau’s residence, some say it was filled with high quality beach-de-mer species but are only declared with less number of bags.
Sources further questioned whether Mr Qiang has a licence to export beche-de-mer.
Previously, Mr Qiang is a business partner of Jerry Sun who recently exported his beche-de-mer container under Rendova Trading Company.
They split over differences and Mr Qiang has since moved on and started buying beche-de-mer himself.
This week, the police went searching for Mr Qiang to speak to him, and some claimed he was hiding at Mr Forau’s residence.
But Mr Forau strongly denied harbouring Mr Qiang.
Reached for comments yesterday on his mobile phone, Mr Qiang said he did nothing wrong, declined to make further comments, and instead referred the Solomon Star to his lawyer.
When contacted, private lawyer David Lidimani said he just received his client’s file and is still looking into it.
However, Mr Lidimani stated it could be something to do with the beche-de-mer issue.
He added he will be seeing the police today over the matter.
Mr Forau said the majority of Mr Qiang’s customers are from Temotu.
“In fact he has been buying beche-de-mer from Temotu since 2002,” Mr Forau said.
He said he knew Mr Qiang since then and they become friends.
Asked why as a minister he allowed his residence to be used as a loading point, Mr Forau said this happened due to the recent issue between Mr Qiang and his business partner Jerry.
The fall-out between the duo last month resulted in the burning of Mr Qiang’s car at his residence at Tasahe by those believed to be associates of Jerry.
The incident was now a police case.
Asked whether Mr Qiang is a licensed buyer and exporter, Mr Forau said he did not know.
“What I can tell you is we used to sell beche-de-mer to him since 2002,” the Foreign Affairs minister said.
Asked whether it is right as a minister of the crown to allow his residence to be used by an Asian to load the container, Mr Forau said he did not see anything wrong with it.
“I am a just an ordinary person like everyone else and we all do things for survival. We all work hard and do things for our livelihood,” he added.
Meanwhile, the Malaita Ma’asina Forum president Charles Dausabea called on Mr Forau to resign.
If he refused, Mr Dausabea said the prime minister should sack him.
But Mr Forau said: “I think my conscience is clear because I am merely helping a friend who is helping my people to harvest and sell their products. I am doing this not as a minister of the crown but just like an ordinary person.”
Mr Dausabea also called on relevant authorities to properly check the container.
“If Mr Qiang is found to have committed fraud, he should be referred to the courts, or deport and ban him from returning to the country,” he added.
By Daniel Namosuaia
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Finally, some good newz…
??? !!!
Satu plans to resume hunt
Mr Robert Satu plans to export 28 dolphins to China.
DOLPHIN hunter and exporter, Robert Satu plans to resume his dolphin export activities next month.
Mr Satu revealed to this paper yesterday that over the past month, he has received more than 100 offers from various dolphin dealers around the globe.This according to Mr Satu and the government’s lack of keeping its promise to compensate Mr Satu and the Solomon Islands Marine Export Limited (SIMEL) for halting their dolphin export activities has motivated him to resume the business.
“I started the business, it was my means of survival and that of the many other fishermen involved in the business with me.
“After the government told us to compensate us if we released the dolphins and cease the export, we agreed to that, however the government has yet to live up to its promise to us.
“Therefore the only means whereby we can get income for ourselves to support our families is to go fish again,” Mr Satu said.
Mr Satu also revealed that he has already made arrangements for the export of 28 dolphins next month to China.
“Within the next couple of weeks, I will finalize all the arrangements for the first shipment of 28 dolphins to China, whilst hunting will start as soon as this month,” Mr Satu said.
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there is some common sense out there…
With a sigh of relief I find this…
Parliament morality and Integrity
The current national Parliament at one stage elected people who had issues with the laws of the country as its Speaker and Deputy Speaker.
The former Deputy Speaker has since simply moved on to an equally very influential and sensitive position in the national leadership circles, that of Chairman of a Caucus I keep claiming not to have any Constitutional basis.
One of the messages these moves sent out to the rest of the country is that it is alright for our laws to be disrespected even to the extent of breaking them.
In fact, the national Parliament is saying to the rest of the country that it is more rewarding to break the laws of the nation.
For such a message to be forthcoming from the supreme law-making body of the nation is downright immoral, unethical and in general, seriously questions the integrity and image of the national Parliament and Government leadership.
The two instances of disrespecting the laws of the country have been very clear to the public.
One involved criminality proven in a court of law and imprisonment, whilst the other is the continuation of the disregard of the appropriate laws pertaining to gambling.
There is the requirement by our existing laws that gambling can only be conducted in the premises of Hotels.
Yet, a member of the current Parliament continues to ignore this with what seems to be blessing from both the national Parliament and Government!
In effect, this particular law is being broken with the approval it seems of Parliament and the Government.
When the national Parliament and the Government appear to condone and reward national leaders for contravening the laws of the country, the negative impact throughout society can be severe and detrimental.
It is no wonder that the rest of the public service and society at large is following suit.
Corruption and criminality are now rampant. Disciplinary problems in schools and homes are at such high levels as never seen before.
The moral, ethical, and integrity of national leadership fabrics of our society are in shreds and there doesn’t seem to be any serious national efforts to address this serious decline.
I attribute this worsening national moral and integrity leadership situation to political expediency – the ‘numbers game’, for purposes of power (be the government) to be authoritative and influential.
It is Parliament as exemplified here that is spear-heading the national rot in morality, ethics, and leadership integrity.
The basic cause of the ‘numbers game’ is the fact that the political party situation in the country has not developed to any form of the maturity needed to ensure party discipline.
Political party discipline in turn would ensure members remain loyal to their party to minimize, if not prevent altogether, such practices as the ‘grass-hopping’ tendencies for the highest money offers so characterised the national Parliament.
In 2010/11, a bi-partisan Task Force was established to advise Government and Parliament on ways to address the national concern over National Leadership integrity, and Political stability.
Good progress was made initially but efforts ground to a halt in mid 2012.
One of the problems was the extremely slow reactions to submissions of the Task Force by the bureaucrats in the Cabinet and Prime Minister’s Offices.
Not the elected politicians but bureaucrats. Government’s intention that some form of legislation be considered by Parliament in March 2013 is now highly unlikely.
Our National Parliament should be a special Institution. It must be governed by the highest standards of morals, ethics, and leadership integrity.
In this sense, it must be a shining light on the Hill for all to see.
If we fail to do this, we would be like the situation in India where in the State of Uttar Pradesh; half of all the Ministers in that State Assembly are under criminal charges.
In the Indian national Parliament one third of all MPs are under criminal charges.
Observers are attributing the severe lawlessness in that society to these facts.
We don’t want this.
Gabriel Taloikwai
Honiara
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I really must comment…
Was watching CNN per this most interesting case of a guy holding 3 females captive for years…
Makes one wonder how common such may be?
On thing though… a CNN reporter said, “… she could have fleed…” in regards to the fact that a couple of the hostages did not run when give the chance.
Now really, the idea that we can use bad english is bad enough but to use wrong english, to make up words, or to sound like you wuz frim iowa…
I wish I had fleed earlier…
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sure, makes sense to me…
OK, we have social instability fueled by tribal divisions. We have political interference in all aspects of government, business, and life. We have tribal affiliations called the “won tok” system which imbalance most operations private or public. We have an under motivated and under paid constabulary which is screaming for professional leadership.
Add to the mix: Striking teachers, unpaid government workers, and a population where over 50% is under the age of 18 and for all practical purposes remain uneducated/ cater to…
Sure, makes perfect sense… dismiss the boss of the Police Force for no reason other than he is doing a decent job…
Sure, makes sense to me…
Officer: Lansley dismissal a political success
According to reports recieved, on Wednesday night (last week), Mr Lansley was contacted by the Prime Minister’s Office and informed that his contract will not be extended and that he is required to leave the country immediately.
According to the officer, the government wanted to cover up some of the alledged corrupt and political acts committed and abused by most senior officers within the RSIPF executive board.
“I have no reason of doubt that former deputy commissioner, Walter Kola is behind this-as Kola is a government crony.
“Not only that but most of us the senior officers of the RSIPF also have reason to believe that Mr Kola wants the top job more than anyone else,” he claimed.
Mr Kola was earlier this year subsequently suspended by Mr Lansley, facing several allegations that have since been under investigation.
It was only after Mr Kola had been suspended that questions were raised about Mr Lansley contract with the RSIPF.
Meanwhile Police Minister Christopher Laore during a farewell parade held in honour of Mr Lansley last week highlighted that the government felt that it was time that the top Police post be nationalized.
“It is time that Solomon Islanders have a sense of ownership of the RSIPF. For too long our force had been led by outside assist-not it is time that our own nationals lead the force,” he said.
The police officer however said that Lansley should have remained at the helm of the RSIPF a further three months so that the transition from Lansley to his successor would go smoothly.
“We wanted stability in the RSIPF and we got John Lansley, now that he is no longer with us, even we the most senior officers do not know exactly how the government wants to proceed with appointing the new commissioner.
“Nevertheless the new commissioner must be appointed within the next three months or the government and off course our national security will face serious consequences,” he said.
By Jeremy Inifiri
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I shall stop reading now…
I have been eager to review this document but fear it all may be a waste of time. The omissions are glaring and fact that the section on Gizo…
does not, in my opinion, contain a statement by any of the main players on the ground, at the time, (including me?) basically renders this document less than useful…
So sad,
Sore lo solomoni…
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more dillussionary reporting?
I like this… “The incident, the only such mass protest amongst prisoners in recent memory”…
It shows a complete lack of historic recognition if not a dillussional approach in that there have indeed been a number of prison uprisings, riots and even breakouts in “recent memory”… Why the sugar-coating?
page 311/ 312
Like their counterparts in the PPF, the RAMSI advisors to the justice system quickly found that
they had to adjust their expectations to an environment a world away from Australia. A senior
expatriate Commandant described this different context:
Prisoners here are very compliant, easy to work with, very open. . . . They don’t have a lot of the
issues that prisoners in Australia have. Very few drug issues. Significantly fewer psychological
issues than in Australia. They’re still very respectful of authority, which is missing in most
Westernized countries.12
When RAMSI officers first arrived they tried to run the prisons in a more Western way. For
example, they banned guards from talking to the prisoners. This change sparked a non-violent
protest by inmates upset by these changes in policy and the disrespect they perceived from new
prison staff. The incident, the only such mass protest amongst prisoners in recent memory,
chastened foreign advisors, who learned to appreciate Solomon Islands’ more congenial and
collaborative prison environment.
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makes me wonder…
I am picking up quotes from the TRC report. Much of what I read read makes me wonder… wonder if anyone is really, awake, aware, or even if anyone gives a shit… the lack of reality in what I read is striking.
from page 308…
The focus on investigation and arrests immediately after RAMSI‘s arrival has since shifted to
rebuilding community trust. Perceptions created during the tension that the RSIPF is corrupt or
biased towards Malaitans is difficult to uproot, hampering investigations. “Today we still have
problems collecting evidence,” reported one of the senior commanders. “There were people
killed during the crossfire and their relatives know very well they were killed by police weapons.
So it is very difficult for us to gain the trust of communities.”
To repair relations, the RSIPF has focused on community policing and tried to reform their
operations to emphasize accountability and transparency. They have also taken part in
customary and religious ceremonies of reconciliation. “We started already on Gold Ridge and
we’d like to do some more there this year and then move to the Weather Coast for some big
ones,” said another high ranking local police official. He continued,
We went to a very emotional reconciliation between the groups that allied themselves with the
Joint Operations and those that allied themselves with the GLF. And that sets the scene for the
Police Force to do our reconciliation with them, working with the Ministry of National Unity,
Reconciliation and Peace.
Efforts to purge ex-militants from the RSIPF have been handled by a combination of voluntary
leave and vigorous new recruitment. The special Constables were also given financial incentives
to leave and “they all left,” according to a senior commander with PPF. The RSIPF still has
many officers who benefitted from aligning themselves with militant groups during the tension.
For example, some of the promotions granted during that time have been called into question,
according to a senior police officer. However, another high-ranking officer stressed that the
police have found success in diluting any “bad blood” by recruiting officers “from remote
provinces . . . who were still in school” during the tension.
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truth n reconciliation, Island style
Bishop Terry hits back
Mr Panga (R) accused Bishop Terry (L) of acting illegally
Know the facts before you reconcile
TRUE reconciliation can only happen when people know the facts of the issue, an Anglican bishop says.
Bishop Terry Brown was responding to accusations Guadalcanal premier Stephen Panga levelled at him over his decision to release the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC) report.
Mr Panga accused Bishop Terry of acting illegally, adding the report should be released after reconciliation is held between Malaita and Guadalcanal.
But Bishop Terry said via email:
“It would be even worse to do reconciliation first and have all the facts come out later. That would reopen wounds and destroy the reconciliation that has taken place
“As the TRC Report was the one mandated document to provide the facts (the truth), the sooner it is in the public forum, the better.
“I have great respect for Stephen Panga and I do not want to engage in a public debate with him.
“I don’t quite know what he means by “there [are] issues [that] need to be settled” before the report is released.
“It seems to me that there are so many unknown facts that the TRC Report brings to light, that need to come to light, before true reconciliation is possible between Malaita, Guadalcanal and the national government.”
He added that the Report documents the failure of the “top down” or “high level” reconciliation process.
“A ‘bottom up’ process requires the people to know the facts and the TRC Report provides them.”
A former bishop of the Anglican Diocese of Malaita, Bishop Terry was the editor of the report.
He released the report online from his home country of Canada, where he now lives.
He said on previous occasions, he has requested the Government to release the report through parliament, but that was not done.
Bishop Terry also said he initiated discussion on social media network to get the public to pressure the government to release the report, but that too has not produced any results.
He said he decided to release the report after much prayer and reflection and was prepared to take personal responsibility for his decision.
Prime Minister Gordon Darcy Lilo had held on to the report since February last year, citing sensitivity issues.
While the releasing of the report was unprocedural, most Solomon Islanders welcomed Bishop Terry’s decision, and instead urged the Government to act on the recommendations.
By Elliot Dawea
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Some intersting reading
This is well worth a bit of time. It allows those with a smattering of insight into the “hapi isles” to glimpse behind the scenes of the “ethnic tensions” of the past 20 years.
Thus far I note a fair amount of selective memory being applied. As well, it would appear that some of the players I know tend to demonise others while sanctifying themselves…
Solomon Islands TRC Final Report
http://pacificpolitics.com/2013/1/solomon-islands-trc-final-report/
Why I don’t live in Iowa… ???
In fact, there are a couple reasons I don’t live in Iowa but… a snow storm on the 1st of May is a contributing factor…
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Ssnake’n my way through NSW
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Ssnake’n my way through New South Wales
Gotta state, maybe gloat, this Ssnake is one hell of a ride. Have done over 10 hours of driving over a 12 hour day. Started in southwest NSW and am now at Goondiwindi, QLD. Only 4 hours from home. It was a great, long, enjoyable and tiring ride…
I gotta stop for the night. Not that I am tired but rather the roos and big critters come out at night and make driving very dangerous. So I get to sleep one more night on the road.
The Ssnake is behaving admirably. What a set of wheels!
Upon end day inspection I find that the grill, the very cool grill, must have taken something somewhere and is pushed in a bit. I will leave it as is for now. The bug splatter and road dirt is impressive and suits a “roadster” that is honestly on the road. I won’t give it a clean until I get home. I get about 220ks to 20 litres of fuel so that about 24 miles to the gallon… or something like that. I did open it up, pushed it real hard at high-speed, to pass other vehicles on the long straight roads that are the Newell Highway. At 100ks you can down shift to 5th, stomp on it, and get impressive response. I have not been conservative with my gas mileage.
And I have a big, dopey smile on my face.
So I sit in a decent motor lodge at the edge of town. I’m having a beer. Have ordered some soup n salad and a beer.
I have that floating feeling one gets after time on the ocean. Some 10 hours locked in the cockpit of the Ssnake… And “locked in” is the right term. Once I fold myself into the buggy there ain’t much room to shimmy or shake. But it is not uncomfortable. Not al all. The seats hold and support my fat-arse admirably. The forward and aft movement of the seat is minimal but it works. I admit to being very ungraceful crawling in and maybe more so crawling out but once in, it works and works well.
I note that when I stand next to The Ssnake the top come about to my waist line. So, once in, yer hairy back-side is literally inches from the ground.
So I sit in the pub at the Hotel. The pumpkin soup was great. The salad is magnificent, just what the doktor ordered. And the beer is, well y’all know me… the beer is a necessity and goes down cold and fast… Another please.
I was sitting here and an elderly, grandmotherly woman walked in. The place is empty. It was empty when I walked in. I sat and waited and someone showed up. So the new comer, she comes in and being polite asks me, “… do we just sit anywhere?” I answer, “I did, but then I’m an upstanding kinda guy. You on the other hand look a bit dodgy, so I dunno”. Of course I am sitting here in a no sleeve shirt with my ink hanging out. My hair is a mess from the open windows and I have bugs in my teeth from smiling too much while driving.
Luckily she got the joke and laughed with me. Otherwise we’d have had an upset granny to deal with.
Floating, floating… about done, more later
Life is good!
Very, very good.
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- an investment opportunity for one and all…
- And it is official… if not belated…
- another lake pict
- Another Peter Pan story
- answers
- as I sit
- as the day ends
- Bad natured Mike…
- Been a While
- been boating…
- Better make sure the insurance premiums are paid -up…
- Blustery Weather
- Brisbane
- Bummer City
- buzz
- Can you say… huge slush fund?
- catching up
- cleaning up fishn' gear
- cloudy
- Cmas 2008
- com'n down
- da truth…
- dawg daze
- dawgz
- doin' bizzyness in the Solomons
- Don't let mom know…
- Don't worry Mom…
- dun't know… "blinded by the light"…
- Earthquakes
- even more grins and giggles
- events that define
- fish kill'n Jake…
- fly fishing in Montana
- Fly Fishing in Montana 2
- Flying High
- for grins and giggles
- for more grins and giggles
- for those who know Gizo
- fresh off the press 06/09
- from January 2009
- Going fishn'
- Gone Fish'n
- good head
- good newz
- grins and giggles
- gun-metal grey
- Happy Birthday
- headlines from April 6
- headlines from the sidelines 12 Feb 20-10
- headlines from the sidelines 22/1/10
- headlines from the sidelines 23/1/10
- headlines from the sidelines 25/1/10
- headlines from the sidelines 26/1/10
- headlines from the sidelines 26/1/10-2
- headlines in political times
- Headlines in the bad times
- How wuz yer day?
- howz it look?
- Hydro Power for Honiara
- Hydro Power for Honiara 2
- I have been remiss
- i remember my youth
- in Brisbane
- interesting
- interesting enough…
- It'll all be over soon…
- Jake in the islands
- Jake of the islands
- Just on the radio
- Kaohsiung
- keeping it intereesting
- kidz
- left the camera at home
- lets go fer a boat ride…
- Letter to the Editor 2/9/09
- letter to the editor 27/1/10
- Letter to the Editor 7/7/09
- like a boy scout
- Like the Beatles song…
- Look forward to the next party…
- lotz goin' on
- May 09/ SI Prime Minister meeting
- mildly amusing or just sad
- Miss'n the fish'n
- Montana magic
- more bizness tripp'n
- more fun in the sun
- more good news?
- More of the same…
- Much better pict…
- much to do about nothing?
- my favorite pict…
- Native Iowan
- Nature showing off
- one can only hope…
- owe the blog a story. About a bizzyness trip I did recently.
- party time
- pigg'n out
- poor Constance
- porwad flanning?
- Positive progress?
- press release 17/7/09
- press release 30/7/09
- press release 4-8-09
- press release April 2007
- press release for week of June 29
- press release January 2009
- press release week of 22 june
- proud Papa
- quick close out of Gizo trip
- rainy day in Brisbane
- Remember the ol' playing field at Gizo?
- remind you of somebody?
- rider's log 16-620-11
- Rugby 7s
- running naked 2014
- saturday
- Saturday at Work
- saturday morning
- saw a great one…
- Seoul
- Sequel to last week's post…
- Simpler Times
- singapore
- singing wind
- sitting in Vanuatu
- something new
- Sore lo Solomoni
- speaking of fishing
- Speech for Australian/ Solomons Business Forum 10 July 09
- Sunday morn coming down…
- Sunday Morn in Gizo
- Ta Moko ala' Turumakina…
- Taiwan
- talk about a bad morning…
- terminal grants
- that metallic taste
- the beauty of these islands
- The Fearsome Flying Gecko Brothers gett wett
- the insects humm
- the war of words…
- Time for something totally different?
- Time is a created thing. To say "I don't have time" is to say "I don't want to."
- to live in deficit
- todays muzak?
- too tired
- Too tired to move
- traveling a lot lately
- tropical bounty
- Trout fishing in America
- Trout fishing in Montana vol 910
- tube-steakz and pool
- two year-olds are amazing…
- very interesting….
- walking through glorious gizo
- watch'n sports
- we've seen it all before
- Weather Map
- What can you say…
- what does social unrest look like
- what is in their water…
- What is the moral here…
- what kids get up to…
- where were you at dawn?
- who ever controls the oil…
- why am I not surprised…
- why I left Iowa
- Worth a read
- Yippeee… Gizo!!
- You know…
- Zoos are fun
- don't ya juz love the solomons
- ICEBound
- images from 2011
- isle of man
- JACK LONDON in the SOLOMONS
- MIKE"S BIKES
- Muzack…
- Old Things
- a matched pair of headhunting axes?
- a Ngusu Ngusu or two
- A power piece
- carved in stone
- Chief's Stick
- Frigate Bird Bowl
- gruesome history
- kakamora bowl
- Makira bonito bowl
- Makira Man
- Malaitan fighting stick
- more hard magic
- more ngusu ngusu – s
- more ngusu ngusu – s s
- more purty things
- old weapons 1
- old weapons 2
- purty things
- stone age wood bowl
- Stone Gods and Godesses
- stone tools
- symbols of power and position
- The power of stone
- very old nut and putty shield
- PHOTOS AND IMAGES
- 13 May 2pm
- a cool pict
- another week's end
- blazing skies
- End-day
- fer them that like boats n' water
- friday 19 june 09
- having a very merry SPO Cmas
- images of the isles
- May 11 3pm
- May 14 4pm
- May 4 9am
- May 5 8am
- May 6 12noon
- May 7 5pm
- May 8 8am
- more about boats
- not just another pretty face
- waddizzitt
- wanna go fer a helicopter ride
- waves
- weekend boating
- rider's log
- STORIES: HUMOR AND LIFE
- A pict of Peter Pan
- a pleasant life
- a South Pacific wedding
- and mother farted
- cleaning house
- grandma's garden
- headlines from the bar-side
- i wonder why
- I'll miss Peter Pan
- life's simple twists
- Peter Pan obituary
- remember
- Ron's day
- Sum Like It Hot
- the ghost of my childhood
- the history of fly fishing
- while grandma played piano
- STORIES: ISLAND MAGIC
- STORIES: NATURE AND ENERGY
- STORIES: WORKS IN PROGRESS
- time before
- TT isle of man
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- why am I not surprised…

















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