Posted by: nativeiowan | February 12, 2010

headlines from the sidelines 12 Feb 20-10

Don’t know if it’s me or just the day but the headlines are great… All from the Courier Mail:

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/ …

Bligh blast at redneck bigotry … over change the law to make surrogate parenting legal in Queensland.

Minister’s backflip on police… it’s a long and classically Queensland story. You’ll have to read it for your self.

Review of review on N-test compo rapped… well, and I do speak australian, but as near as I can tell this is an old issue of soldiers being used as “test dummies” in atomic weapons testing. If anyone really figures it out let me know.

Milkshake murderer wins retrial

and

Lover found guilty over killer curry… both of these are about food prepared by a loved one who may not have really been a loved one.

Stiletto stabbing… a woman in the UK hit her partner with her high-heeled shoe and dern near killed him. Nailed him straight in the eye. More loved ones who ain’t?

A great day to enjoy the paper.

more later

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 11, 2010

traveling a lot lately

and flew over Sydney a couple of times… can you pick out the Opera House?

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 9, 2010

Bad natured Mike…

** Tuesday, February 9, 2010/ Brisbane, Australia

Report of activities: SICCI/ ILO Meeting, Port Vila, Vanuatu

Prepared for the SICCI Executive Committee, Honiara, Solomon Islands.

Copy to: Commissioner of Labour, SIG, Honiara; President and Secretary General SICTU

INTRO:

SICCI CEO, Calvin Ziru, and SICCI Chair, Mike Hemmer traveled to Vanuatu to attend an ILO meeting supposedly aiming to:

The workshop on 5 and 6 February will be used for two purposes: (a) to explore whether and in what way representative business associations in Pacific island countries might be helped by the international community to improve their performance, and (b) to prepare effective employer participation at the ILO Tripartite High-Level Meeting on Decent Work for Sustainable Development and the UN Pacific Conference on the Human Face of the Global Economic Crisis, both of which will be held the following week.

Calvin traveled ahead and attended the first meeting. I arrived in Port Vila on the 6th and prepared to participate in the High Level meeting.

Calvin briefed me on the work done in the 2-day workshop. The main point here is that Calvin had been chosen by the collective reps from the Employers to be one of two people tasked with drafting the outcomes and agreements which we were anticipating.

On Sunday the 7th Both Calvin and I met with the two SINCTU reps, President Alfred and Sec-General Tony; and the Commissioner of Labour, Josia. This was a lengthy meeting in which we prepared our joint presentation and discussed many of the pertinent, overbearing issues from a Solomon Island point of view. This meeting lasted over 3 hours and at the end of it we tasked Calvin to prepare and present the Solomon’s Position Paper on Monday the 8th.

It was with high spirits and childish abandon that we joined the ILO’s formal welcoming reception on Sunday eve. The SI “Team” was ready and felt good. One of the main aims of all this ILO work was to develop and strengthen the tripartite work of Employees, Employers and government. We, the Solomons Team, figured we were miles ahead of the rest. The Union reps, The Commissioner of Labour and the SICCI have a strong and healthy relationship.

So the SI Team is all standing together having a friendly drink on a lovely eve. Calvin was called away and, after several minutes, came back quite upset, in his words “offended’.

An ILO operative had told him that, in the sake of gender equity, he was being dropped from the Drafting Committee and a woman from Samoa was being added in his place.

Considering that 1) the decision to place Calvin on this committee was made in a workshop by a large group of people representing the Employers of the region and 2) the decision and instructions per the change were made without consultation and in a very inappropriate manner and place we all, the SI Team, said, “hey, wait a minute, what’s going on”…

The Commissioner Josia very quickly said he would go talk to Trevor Riodan, the ILO boss in Suva. Trevor came up and as we tabled our issues he simply brushed them all aside with some BS about ILO policy. He spoke some French, which, in my mind, was aimed at either confusing or impressing us. But definitely not aimed toward solving the problem.

I got the impression from Trevor that as all the contestants had been “paid” to attend the meeting and that the ILO simply did not care what we thought. The message I heard from Trevor was to simply shut up and behave.

I very quickly became annoyed. I explained to Trevor that I had paid to attend this important meeting and was not happy that our legitimate concerns being brushed aside.

Being annoyed and having a propensity for colorful language I did unprofessionally use the “f” word twice. I asked Trevor “what the “f” am I doing here?”. He asked me who was the SICCI’s delegate to the meeting. I said “Calvin”. I was then told that as I was an observer I had no right to say anything. I then said that “I might as well “f-ing” leave”. Trevor replied, “Yes, you should leave”.

And I did. And I took Calvin with me.

I apologize to our colleagues I left behind. Guys, sincerely, I wish I could have put you all on a plane and got you away from all the BS.

There is so much that I am annoyed at. Allow me to restrict this to two, only, big and powerful gripes…

1)     Per Diems of approximately 30.00 USD were/ are woefully inadequate and force delegates to skip meals, evade doing laundry or simply suffer while sitting in the lap of plenty. The meeting was booked at a terribly expensive resort, the le legon.  Everything is overpriced. A meal, without a drink, costs 15.00 USD. A drink is 5 USD. A bottle of water is 7.50 USD… The laundering of a shirt, a pair of trousers and underpants cost me 12.65 USD. The resort is isolated thus no easy options for food are readily available. No facilities for self-laundry exist… seriously, I am offended and appalled by the arrogant attitude I see here. I would love to I ask what the ILO reps, consultants and cronies get, per diem. I did not see them skipping meals.

2)     The travel the ILO has expected our people to do is ridiculous… Our meeting ended on Tuesday. Alfred and Calvin were booked to fly, on Wednesday, to Sydney, then to Nadi where he would sit (again on minimal per diem and no thought of an appropriate hotel booking) until Saturday. I simply cannot express how totally “F-ed” up this is. We, the SICCI are expected to allow our very busy and valuable CEO to sit and twiddle his thumbs in Nadi for days when a flight to Brisbane could have Calvin back home on Wednesday or the latest Friday. I asked about this and was told all the planes were fully booked. I think this is either patent BS or unacceptable incompetence in that, after being told I was not welcome at the venue, I went straight to my room and booked both Calvin and myself out on the next day’s flight and also booked Calvin through to Honiara on Wednesday. No flights available, eh?

3)     OK, I lied, three big and powerful gripes… The work being done by the ILO here, to me, appears to disregard the thoughts of the constituents. The meetings at Vila revolve around a number of projects worth a combined total of 20 million USD. These projects include disabled, women and youth employment, data collection, migrant work, etc, etc. I think there are 7 programmes for 8 pacific countries. The Solomons is a participant in all but one of these programmes. I have honestly taken the time to read and comment on every document the ILO prepared for this meeting. The SICCI, the SI Team, was well prepared to contribute and benefit professionally from this venue. There was to be a final resolution that all constituents would sign off on at the end of these meetings. Of course the aim, from our part, is to ensure we are well represented in this final statement. Well, as the SI Team were meeting Monday morning the SINCTU President tabled a copy of the ILO’s prepared resolutions we were apparently expected to sign off on. The ILO had intentionally withheld this important document. I had heard that we, the constituents, were not ready to have a look at it… These resolutions carried no resemblance to anything we have previously discussed or agreed to. I feel certain that we were expected to “rubber stamp” this document.

So, by way of apology, I am know for my fiery temper. What I witnessed in Vila was an arrogant if not colonial attitude that was basically… “You kanakas don’t know what’s good for you… sign the paper, feel good we brought you here, then go away and let us do what we want with the 20 mil that you just agreed for us to spend”. Sore Hola!

Sore Hola, Boko!

I am still smoldering here, folks.

What have we learned?

I recommend to the SICCI Executive that all further acceptance of international travel be strictly reviewed before we accept. We are not puppies that belong to the international agencies. We will not come running, tails wagging, when they whistle, ever again.

We have our own programmes to run and may not need the supposed “help” that organizations like the ILO supposedly “offer”.

Also, I have informed the ILO that, as Chair of the SICCI, I will not allow any further interaction between our office and the ILO. Not, that is, until a formal and very high-level apology from the ILO to the SICCI CEO, Calvin Ziru, is received. If and when we receive this apology we will review, but not guarantee, to change our position per the ILO.

I do thank our colleagues who attended the Vila meeting. Your support and professional companionship is a pleasure.

I also thank Calvin for his broad shoulders and calm manner. I am glad he had a hand on my leash as I was growling and snarling Sunday night.

Mike Hemmer

Chairman

SICCI

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 9, 2010

cloudy, rainy day in Brisbane

After walking out on the ILO meeting in Vila I find myself comfortably ensconced in my favourite hotel in BNE. Have had 2 pretty decent showers today. Brisbane is normally quite dry. The rain is quite a pleasant abnormality. It is a chilly 27 degrees C.

Will be here a while doing a variety of jobs.

Already missing the Solos…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 8, 2010

sitting in Vanuatu

I am in Vanuatu waiting to fly to Brisbane.

Flew in here the other day to attend a high level ILO (international labour organization) meeting.

Last night the boss of ILO was asked by the S.I. delegation to solve an important issue we had… we have the Commissioner of Labour representing the SIG, We have the President and the Sec-General from the SI trade unions here, and the CEO of the Chamber and myself.

The boss of the pacific region basically palmed our issues off as unimportant. After a short but heated discussion he told me I was not welcome at the meeting.

So my CEO and I are flying out.

The jerks want a rubber stamp to some very important projects. All up worth 20 mil USD to the region. All in all a lot of money to consultants, cronies, etc. We have had everyone from the big boss of ILO from Japan try to get us to stay. Guess my pig headed german streak is coming out.

Sadly, and I told them this, I don’t like the idea that the SI delegation is treated like puppy, or worse like their “boys”.

Sore Hola…

All good fun.

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 7, 2010

A pict of Peter Pan

Thanks to David Field I can publish a picture of Phil… This was taken at the grave site where, as per Phil’s wishes, the beer flowed as free as the tears…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 6, 2010

Rugby 7s

The Wellington 7s was on TV last night. I am in Vanuatu at a high level, BS meeting sponsored by the ILO. I had just arrived from Aus. The 7s was on TV. I sat with a mix of niVanuatuans, Fijians, Samoans, Tongans and a couple Solo Islanders and watched the frenetic paced 7s action. It was great fun.

For those who don’t know about Rugby 7s… man, you should get into it. The matches are short, 8 minute halves, and there are 7 blokes a side to run the entire length and breadth of a standard Rugby pitch. The game revolves around smart ball handling and blazing speed. no time for the good ol’ scrum here… it’s peddle-to-the-metal fast.

It came down to Fiji and Samoa. yee-haww… man, arguably the 2 best 7s teams on the planet. Though I really, really like the All Blacks (their uniforms are bitchn’) they got rolled here. And any time a Pacific Nation wins anything, well hell, I am happy.

My favourite bit came at the end when the commentator said ” and a great battle between two powerful Polynesian nations”… or some such BS. I laugh as I was teasing the gang of Fijians and Tongans I was watching this with before this comment… I was asking the Fijians if they were really Melanesians. They are simply too big to be Melanesians. And I was asking the Tongans if they were really Polynesians. They are almost too big to be human.  The comment from the commentator allowed me to go to bed ahead by 1 try.

All good fun.

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 5, 2010

why I left Iowa

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

gruesome history

These are interesting and gruesome… I have studied these and sought assistance… it would appear that these are pendants made from human skull bone. Not sure if I am going to make a bola tie out of either but is an idea…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

Makira bonito bowl

Probably early 20th century. A classic piece from those favoured artists on Makira…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

stone age wood bowl

This is old. From Makira. It is special in that any workmanship done on this piece was carried out with stone tools. It is worn, almost worn out, but a magnificent piece none the less.

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

more ngusu ngusu – s s

The Ngusu Ngusu is a neat concept. It ia a pair of eyes. A helper. A watch dog. And a really neat carving…

friendly about a ngusu…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

more ngusu ngusu – s

A real gem af a ngusu here. All indications are of venerable age. The shape and design is unlike others I have seen. Makes me curious what the story here really is…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 2, 2010

Stone Gods and Godesses

These are “idols” that the older races turned to for support, help, assistance and comfort. Again, an interesting concept manifest herein… why does mankind insist of personifying his or her gods?

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 1, 2010

The power of stone

You know, the power of stone is amazing. You can do about anything out of stone. These items are all either domestic or ritualistic. You can see that a plain pestle was probably for home use where the ornately carved items are most likely from a more ritualistic venue.

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 1, 2010

A power piece

This is a very rare scepter that would have been some big, big man’s symbol of Power…

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 1, 2010

more hard magic

These pieces are differnt in a way… these are stone ritualistic items that come from Mermemesike, I have the long detailed story of these pieces on file and will add in due course.

Posted by: nativeiowan | February 1, 2010

carved in stone

Or should I say “cut” in stone. These pieces are examples of stone age technology whilst cutting and shaping a very hard material, petrified clam shell. There is s huge discussion herein I will work on..

Posted by: nativeiowan | January 31, 2010

symbols of power and position

These are more than finery or pretty adornments. These are all symbols of position, power or a talisman that wards off harm.

Some have a lot of time and energy involved in their development. Some of these have a meaning which is reasonably clear. Some either have no meaning or the meaning is obscured by cultural mentalities…

Posted by: nativeiowan | January 31, 2010

more purty things

and it just keeps getting better… purty indeed…

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