Posted by: nativeiowan | November 22, 2013

Obituary:

Common Sense, 1776 – 2013

Shall be Dearly Missed

After a long time on life-support, Common Sense has passed away. Cause of death is noted as being “injury suffered from blunt force trauma”. The accident which led to the death occurred in Washington DC after a white House sponsored frat-party led to the members of Congress and Senate trampling Common Sense in their frenzied effort to all gain the podium at the same time.

Common Sense was known for his ability to think clearly and to cross partisan lines.

His life-long example of fairness, and reasoned thought shall be with us always.


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