The Native Iowan

Just drove a standard staple into the side of my thumb.

Of course was sorting a jam out of my stapler when I hit the “go” button.

It was like an electric shock.

And like an experienced dumb-ass I pulled it out (another electric shock) real fast. Before I could think about it.

Still tingling and dripping blood. Looks like I got snake bit.

Golly, I hate when that happens.